All Now Mysterious...

Monday, February 28, 2005

Success!

In defiance of Mister Bill+, I have weaned myself off Microsoft® products to a substantial degree. I have replaced MS Office with OpenOffice, Notepad/WordPad with Jarte, Internet Exploder with Mozilla Firefox, and Outlook with Mozilla Thunderbird. (I also have a CD containing Ubuntu Linux, but I'm not sure I'm secure enough to take that final step just yet.)

I had been using a freeware/abandonware e-mail client called Calypso, with which I have been quite satisfied. But at the recommendation of a friend, I moved over to Thunderbird. I've been very satisfied with this client as well, though I've had some difficulty figuring out how to attach a signature to outgoing messages. This was not a big deal, but it bothered me a little.

Today, I finally figured it out. It works. I have a sig line again, and I'm ecstatic.

Hello, my name is Michael, and I'm a geek.

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+ Gates, that is.

It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's....

...The Last Pharaoh!

He's the first in a new line of Arabic superheroes, whose adventures are published by Egypt's AK Comics. According to the referenced article, the books are available in either black and white newsprint or color glossy format. Unfortunately, they're only available in Egypt at the moment. Eventual distribution plans include Saudi Arabia, Lebanon, Syria, north Africa, and the Persian Gulf.

Too bad, because based on the article, they sound like an interesting read. What better way to come to understand another culture than by meeting its heroes?

Friday, February 25, 2005

Power Man and Iron Feast

Friday's Feast, 25 February 2005

Appetizer Name something that makes you scream.
The thought of Howard Dean, Dick Cheney, Condoleezza Rice, or Hillary Clinton being the next president of the United States. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Soup Who is a musician you enjoy listening to when you want to relax?
I often listen to New Age instrumental music for relaxation. Today's artist pick is David Arkenstone.

Salad What was the last book you purchased?
The last book I purchased was the hardbound Chronicles of Narnia as a gift for my 11-year-old niece.
The last book(s) I bought for myself was (were) the trade paperback box set of Philip Pullman's His Dark Materials trilogy.

Main Course If you could live one day as any historical figure, who would it be, and what would you do?
I'd love to spend a day inside the mind of Archemedes. Experimentally, he did more with less than almost anyone in history.

Dessert Tell about a time when you were lost. Where did you end up? How long did it take you to get back to where you were going?
When I was around 10, my brother and I got lost in the campground at Grand Teton National Park. We had been sent to gather some firewood and lost sight of the camp. It was at this time that I learned that I have no reliable sense of direction; I was firmly convinced that we had to make our way across a river to get back to camp. It probably would have got us both killed if we'd tried. (Aaron still won't let me live that one down.*) Anyway, after wandering around for a couple of hours, we finally found another family in the campground, and they took us to the ranger station, from which the ranger took us back to our campsite.
As a result of this and numerous less severe experiences, I have no problem with asking for directions.

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*That was a quarter of a century ago, man. Let it go.

Music Memoirs: Requiscat in Pace

This week's Top Five on Friday from The Music Memoirs:

Top Five Songs and/or Albums from Artists That Are No Longer With Us

In no particular order:

While My Guitar Gently Weeps by George Harrison (song)
The best Beatles song not written by John and/or Paul, and every bit as good as anything they did write. And that's really saying something.

In The Mood by Glenn Miller (song)
I was first introduced to this song in high school jazz band, and I've loved it ever since.

I Fall To Pieces by Patsy Cline (song)
How many more classic songs like this might we have from her if she hadn't died in a plane crash? We can only imagine.

Oh Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison (song)
His incredible voice notwithstanding, the song is worth the listen just for the growl. You know what I'm talking about.

Genius Loves Company by Ray Charles (album)
It seems that duet albums are all the rage these days. (See Carlos Santana, Jimmy Buffett, etc.) This one is far better than those others, featuring a diverse range of supporting talent from Norah Jones to B.B. King, from Johnny Mathis to Willie Nelson, from Elton John to Gladys Knight. Ray's classic voice and piano underscores all of it. Do yourself a favor and listen to this CD.

Thursday, February 24, 2005

I Love Chemistry...

...most of the time. Sometimes, though, it can be a real pain. Like yesterday, for example.

The day started with a midterm exam in Thermodynamics. I was not as prepared as I should have been, so it was difficult. Having said that, however, I came away from the exam feeling I did better than I expected to do. We'll see.

From there I went over to Biochem. Regular readers will recall that I've been to this particular party before. We spent the hour discussing gluconeogenesis, the process by which the body makes glucose from other carbon sources. It's essentially a reversal of the citric acid cycle, with a couple of bypass steps to make the process energetically favorable. True, most cells in the body can use almost any reduced carbon supply as a fuel source, but certain parts of the body (like the brain) can only use glucose. Pay attention, Atkins dieters, this part's about you.

Then it was off to lab. I've missed a couple of lab periods, thanks in large part to the uninvited guests previously referenced. So I'm making the time up this week. I arrived at the lab this afternoon at 1:00 and was sent downstairs to the Mass Spectrometry lab. For those not familiar with Mass Spec, imagine having a box that you can't open. So you zap it with a lightning bolt until it explodes, pick up the pieces, and weigh them, and from that information you deduce what was in the box to start with. That's essentially how Mass Spec works, except at the molecular level. The actual experimentation is easy; the machine (excuse me, the instrument, we don't refer to a half-a-million dollar piece of equipment as a machine) does all the sample processing. Interpreting the resulting data is the tricky part.

Then I started another lab. This one involves a pseudo-metabolic reaction catalyzed by an enzyme. The reaction produces a vivid yellow product; as the reaction proceeds, the color intensifies. By measuring the intensity of this color, kinetic data about the reaction, such as the reaction rate, can be determined. Fascinating stuff.

Well, almost. I've become convinced that the main point of these labs is to teach would-be researchers that you must always be on guard against Murphy's Law. I found out that most of my original (i.e., pre-lab) calculations were off by a factor of 10. That's no big deal, though, you just have to know which way to move the decimal point. After correcting my calculations, washing an unnatural amount of precision glassware, and making up all my standards, I began with a test run of the, ahem, instrument. It was only then that I found out that the enzyme I'd used was most likely dead or impure. So I had to remake my enzyme solution. At this point, it was approaching 8:30, and everyone else was gone. So I dutifully stored my standards in the stockroom refrigerator - the stuff hydrolyzes at room temperature, which would necessitate making all new standards next time, and that's just not going to happen. I bade the TA a good evening and limped down to Subway to get a hot steak and cheese sandwich and wait for the next bus home.

I got home, tried to collapse into bed, and found that I couldn't sleep. So I ran a hot bath and soaked for half an hour or so. Then I watched the last 20 minutes or so of Shrek 2 with one of my roommates and his sig. ot. Then I went to bed, and managed to fall asleep this time.

A few weeks ago, my department advisor sent out a survey to all of the seniors in the department. In it, he asked the usual questions about classes and instructors and departmental testing. There was also a question asking what each person's plans were following graduation. Along with the usual responses like 'Research position', 'Medical school', 'Industrial position', and the like, there was an option called 'Something noble (Peace Corps, etc.)'. I wrote back and asked, "Would teaching high school chemistry be considered 'noble'?"

My advisor's response: "YES!!"

So that's what gets me through days like this: the knowledge that I'm laboring in a noble cause. That, and the fact that I'll be done in less than a year. I'm going to make it.

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Tuesday Music Thing

Welcome to this week’s edition of Take Me Back Tuesday, brought to you by The Music Memoirs

Name 5 female artists you admire.
a. Marija Rawlins of Plato’s Halo
b. Norah Jones
c. Lana Lane
d. Diana Krall
e. Bond

Name three female artists you wish would just go away.
a. Britney Spears
b. Christina Aguilera
c. Jessica Simpson
(I’d trade all three of these 'ladies', plus a second round draft pick, for anyone on the first list.)

If you could tour with any female artist - who would it be?
It’d be fun to tour with Lana, because her backup band typically is Rocket Scientists, one of my favorite rock groups.

Monday, February 21, 2005

Course Corrections

I heard once that if an airplane flying from Los Angeles to New York were off course by 1º, it would miss the city by 50 miles. (It's true, I checked the math.) So in order to avoid a big detour at the end of the trip, the plane's computers make small adjustments to the flight plan along the way.

Over the last few days, I've received several reminders of the importance of making occasional course corrections along the road of life's journey.

We had Stake Conference a week ago. In our Sunday morning meeting, we were given a list of Milestones in Discipleship. There were a total of 23 of these milestones, although some of them impressed me more than others.

  • Learn of the character of God.
  • Be not weary in well doing.
  • Make regular, forward progress toward desirable goals.
  • Give frequent, deserved, specific praise.
  • Endure with grace the things that don't seem to go right.
  • Notice and help those who bear crosses heavier than mine.
  • Hold on and carry on with good cheer.
  • Remember that I am charged with special duties and discipline.
  • Reject mediocre and poor performance.
  • Flee the circumstances of sin without embarrassment.
  • Refuse to despair.
  • Refuse to become bitter.
  • Repent and improve.


Then, yesterday in church, one of our lessons was on the subject of repentance. We are often taught in the Church the 'steps of repentance'. Our instructor took a slightly different approach. Drawing on a talk from Elder Richard G. Scott, he taught us the 'elements of repentance'. All the elements need to be in place; you can't just say "I've done this step" and move on.

  • Sorrow: a sincere desire for change and a willingness to do anything that is required to change.
  • Abandonment: an unyielding, permanent resolve not to repeat a transgression.
  • Confession: confession to the Lord in prayer, confession to the person(s) you've wronged, and confession to the Church if necessary.
  • Restitution: as much as lies in your power, making right what was wrong.
  • Obedience: doing what you know to be right makes it easier to avoid doing what you know to be wrong.
  • Recognition of the Savior: repentance requires not only turning away from evil, but turning toward God.


Finally, in a conversation with a close friend last night, I came to understand - or maybe just admit - where I really stand right now. Over the past year, I've grown a little aloof from the Gospel. No, I haven't lost my faith, but I have distanced myself from it a bit. And now it's time to come back. The road I'm on now doesn't lead to where I ultimately want to go.

This is part of the reason I don't make New Year's resolutions. Once a year is not nearly frequently enough to take stock of my position and change my course.

Sunday, February 20, 2005

Unwanted Guests



I've been hosting these guys for the last several days, and I'm tired of it. I just hope I haven't shared them with anyone.

(Common cold virus plush image courtesy of GIANTmicrobes.)

Saturday, February 19, 2005

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One of the questions of yesterday's Friday's Feast had to do with favorite quotes. Well, I've read some of the others that people have put up, and some of them are quite clever. Here are a few that I thought were memorable.

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"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." -Robert Heinlein, The Notebooks of Lazarus Long
(from Mostly Cajun, All American and Opinionated)

"You don't live the life you deserve. You live the life you think you deserve." – Jacob Glass
(from Infinitepink)

"Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?" -Princess Leia Organa
(from Bloggo Chicago)

"I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter....I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." -'Crash' Davis, Bull Durham
(from Fractured Somehow, edited for content)

"To change ourselves, we must change the world; to change the world we must be willing to change ourselves." -Starhawk, Truth or Dare, p. 22.
(from Derek)

"I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse." -King Charles V
(from Le petit monde de Timtom)

"I’m not an organ donor, but I once gave an old piano to the Salvation Army."
(quoted by Tash)

"What other people think of me is none of my business" - RuPaul
(from MarthaLeigh)

"Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved." -Jeremy Kitson
(from Lisa)

"Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere." -Van Wilder
(from Tommy's Thoughts)

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss
(from Scribble Scrabble)

"If you want to feel good about yourself, stop doing things that make you feel bad." -How Al-Anon Works, p. 276
(from Words of Mine)

"What is important is not what happens to us, but how we respond to what happens to us." -Jean-Paul Sartre
(also from Words of Mine)

"I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen not only because I see it but because by it I see everything else." -C. S. Lewis
(from Lime)

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Some profound and some silly, but I think you'll agree, all memorable.

Friday, February 18, 2005

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Friday's Feast, 11 February 2005

Appetizer Name 2 things you do that you consider beneficial to your health.
» Walking to church (~4 blocks) instead of driving.
» Starting to date again.

Soup If you made a New Year's resolution, how's it going so far?
Are we talking about the actual New Year or the fiscal New Year? In either case, I didn't make any resolutions. Sorry.

Salad Name something that has happened lately that bothers you.
It has recently come to my attention how impatient I can be sometimes. I find my lack of patience disturbing.

Main Course What is your favorite quote, and who said it?
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." -Douglas Adams

Dessert What do you collect?
Foreign coins, quotes, and useless trivia.

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Yeah yeah, patience, how long will that take?

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Game Off

I knew it was coming, but it still ticks me off.



So long, National Hockey League season. Maybe next year. Now I have to try to pretend to care about basketball. >:-[

The best comment on the Fark.com comment board:
"What am I supposed to watch while drinking beer? I'm not white trash enough to watch Nascar."

Monday, February 14, 2005

My Apologies

Okay, so I was counting on Valentine's Day being a real drag this year. And I have to admit, it's a lot better than I had anticipated. So, by way of an apology for my crankiness, I offer the following required readings for V-Day:

Valentine, the Saint of Love
Do Valentines Hinder Love?
Hindu Hardliners Burn Valentine Cards
Love Doc: Kissing Is Best Valentine's Gift
The Science of Kissing

These articles brought to you by the fine folks at Yahoo and Fark.

Valentine's Day Festivities

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Saturday, February 12, 2005

Gee, ya think?

New Democratic National Committee chairman Howard Dean made the following comment shortly after his selection:

"We cannot win if all we are is against the current president and his administration."

What a concept: a platform based on issues rather than on "Vote for me because I'm not George W. Bush."

If someone had thought of that sooner, there might just be a Democrat in the White House today...

Music Memoirs: The Insurrection

As you loyal readers may have noticed, I've recently been participating in a weekly music meme from The Music Memoirs called Top Five on Friday. This week's topic was rather predictable, a two-part Valentine's Day derivative: Top Five Love Songs and Top Five Love Songs You Hate.

Okay, Part One is fine . . . if you happen to be married, dating, partnered, or otherwise attached, and not feeling useless and inadequate with the holiday.

I had a co-worker tell me a couple of weeks ago that I have an unusual taste for dysfunctional love songs. And he's right; I do have a special appreciation for songs about relationships that are, for whatever reason, less than ideal. So I've decided to put that particular spin on this week's entry. Without further ado, let me present:

Top Five Dysfunctional Love Songs

  1. Close But No Cigar by Thomas Dolby
    "Some people sing love songs / Everybody's got one / This isn't my love song / It's more like my love-gone-wrong song." Pretty much says it all.
  2. Cold Fire by Rush
    All about relationships built on unequal expectations and unequal commitment. Also includes an impressive bit of drumming by Neal Peart.
  3. The Ghost of Sex and You by Mike + the Mechanics
    A haunting song about the ultimate futility of a rebound romance.
  4. A Love So Beautiful by Roy Orbison
    One of the last songs he recorded before he died. Roy's unique voice captures perfectly the anguish of when a good relationship comes to an end and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
  5. Now She'll Never Know by Marillion
    This could be the most depressing song I've ever heard. Gloriously miserable.

I will play the second half of the challenge straight, though:

Top Five Love Songs I Hate

  1. I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston
    Dolly Parton's (original) version of this song is heartfelt, understated, and poignant. Whitney's remake is overblown, overproduced, passionless garbage. Quite possibly the worst cover of the last quarter-century.
  2. My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion
    My heart will go on and on . . . and on . . . and on . . . and on . . . well, you get the idea.
  3. A Reason to Believe by Rod Stewart
    This song probably sounds fine if you've never heard the version that Wilson Phillips included on their debut album. But I did, and I really liked it. Rod Stewart - who Phil Collins once described on Friday Night Videos as 'the man with only one good side' - just ruined it.
  4. Don't Close Your Eyes by Kix
    Late 80's hair band/heavy metal balladry at its fingernails-on-chalkboard screeching worst. It might have been an okay song if they'd had a vocalist who could actually sing.
  5. How Am I Supposed to Live Without You by Michael Bolton
    Please, is an explanation on this one even necessary?

So, that's my contribution for the week. But I'm not bitter....

Thursday, February 10, 2005

Feast Contact

Friday's Feast, 11 February 2005

Appetizer What do you want for Valentine's Day?
Nothing - which is appropriate, because that's precisely what I anticipate getting.

Soup If you could change the color of something you own, what would it be and which color would you make it?
I think I'd repaint the Dreadnought so that it doesn't look like it's owned by a Dallas Cowboys fan. I'd go for a two-tone look, metallic forest green and navy blue, trimmed with silver.

Salad What's your favorite day of the week and why?
Sunday. It's the one day of the week that I don't have to worry about school and/or work.

Main Course What excuse do you use most often?
"I gave it up for Lent." It works all year 'round!

Dessert Name something or someone you feel sorry for.
I feel sorry for people who are so secure in their own opinions - be they political, religious, social, or whatever - that they are unable to admit that those who disagree with them might have a good point once in a while. Such people are little more than automatons, willing slaves to their own propaganda. What a waste.

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Eye - RAW - nick

When our interviewers first show up at work, they are given what we call a brief. It's typically a one- or two-page document giving them the job number and other details of the job they'll be calling on that night. It's sort of like on Mission Impossible, except that ours don't self-destruct.

"Other details" often includes instructions on how to pronounce unusual names, locations, or other such words. Phonetic pronunciations, like the one for the title of this post, are provided for the interviewers. Sometimes these are somewhat less than helpful because one of our project managers doesn't have English as his first language. But I digress.

As I was reading the brief for a job we started last night, I couldn't help but notice one of the words for which they had provided pronunciation help:

   Phonics (Fawn - ix)

I didn't know whether to laugh or groan. So I did both.

Mid-week Music Thing

What is it with me and music posts lately? No clue. Anyway, this one comes to you compliments of Diary of a Music Whore.

List at least 5 band members who left their bands to pursue solo projects.
» Ric Wakeman (Yes)*
» Gwen Stefani (No Doubt)
» Dan Seals (England Dan and John Ford Coley)
» Peter Cetera (Chicago)
» Chip Davis (C.W. McCall)

List 3 frontmen who made less than successful solo efforts. You can use names from above but try not to overlap.
» Dennis DeYoung (Styx). Aside from "Desert Moon", his solo work in pop music is forgettable. Apparently he makes a pretty good Pontius Pilate, though.
» Glenn Miller (Dorsey Brothers' Orchestra). Sure, he sold hundreds of thousands of records, but in the long run, his solo project ended up getting him killed. That can hardly be considered 'successful', can it?
» Steve Walsh (Kansas). He made a few solo albums, none of which ever sold particularly well and none of which ever produced a recognizable single.

List 3 groups made up of members that have reformed from other groups.
» Damn Yankees: Tommy Shaw (Styx), Jack Blades (Night Ranger), and Ted Nugent (from whatever little parallel universe he's from). Great little hair-pop-metal band. A couple of radio hits and two pretty good albums that beg to be played loud.
» Asia: John Wetton (King Crimson), Geoff Downes (the Buggles), Steve Howe (Yes), and Carl Palmer (ELP). Perhaps the most commercially successful prog supergroup ever. Too bad they fractured after just two albums.
» The Traveling Wilburys: George Harrison (the Beatles), Jeff Lynne (ELO), Tom Petty (...and the Heartbreakers), Bob Dylan (see Nugent, above), and Roy Orbison. Fun to listen to, despite the fact that Dylan's voice (still) sounds like Satan's garbage disposal.

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*Actually, Wakeman could be the whole list by himself. I'm sure he's left (and subsequently rejoined) the band at least five different times.

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

High School Meme

I found this over at Elephants & Dragonflies. Thanks, Tash!

What year was it?
1982-1986

What were your three favorite bands/artists?
The Cars, Chicago, REO Speedwagon. (My musical tastes have matured a bit since then.)

What was your favorite outfit?
It was right in the middle of the preppie movement...and I was having none of it. As often as not, I wore flannel shirts over plain t-shirts. I was 'grunge' before Kurt Cobain came along.

What was up with your hair?
My hair looked like the Beatles, circa 1965. Or Mr. Spock.

Who were your best friends?
At school: Derek, Geoff, David, George. At church: Chris, Jayna, Darren, Scott, Jen.

What did you do after school?
Sports (football, basketball, cross country, track) drama productions, band, Knowledge Bowl practice.

Where did you work?
Wendy's. I manned the grill.

Did you take the bus?
Yes, until I was 16. After that, I drove either the pickup or a 1971 Jeep Wagoneer with the original green paint.

Who did you have a crush on?
Michele. She never knew, that I'm aware of.

Did you fight with your parents?
With mom, not very often. With dad, only once - but it lasted the entire four years (or so it seems in retrospect).

Who did you have a CELEBRITY crush on?
Anne Murray. Shut up.

Did you smoke cigarettes?
No, I missed out on all of that. Thankfully.

Did you lug all of your books around in your backpack all day because you were too nervous to find your locker?
I made regular stops at the locker, but my backpack still seemed to weigh a ton.

Did you have a clique?
No, but I was a band geek. Does that count?

Admit it, were you popular?
Not remotely.

Who did you want to be just like?
Anyone other than the people I went to high school with.

What did you want to be when you grew up?
An engineer or a research scientist.

Where did you think you'd be at the age you are now?
Long since graduated from college and married with a few kids. (0-for-3, but making progress.)

Yeah, high school pretty much sucked. So what's new?

Monday, February 07, 2005

Farking Ridiculous

It's now officially true: No good deed ever goes unpunished.

Last summer in Durango, Colorado, two teenaged girls decided to do something nice for their neighbors. Instead of going to a dance one night, they decided to stay home and bake homemade cookies for their neighbors. They then left them on neighbors' porches with red and pink construction-paper hearts that read, "Have a great night". In order to surprise their neighbors, they would leave the cookies, knock on the door, and run.

(Kind of like the old 'burning sack of dog poo' trick, but nicer.)

Anyway, one woman was apparently afraid that she was being robbed or something, and had a panic attack that the said she thought might have been a heart attack. She spent the night at her sister's house, and ended up going to the hospital for treatment the next morning.

(Durango must be a very neighborly place if the burglars there typically knock first.)

(And you know, if I ever think I'm having a heart attack, you can bet I'll be sure to get to a hospital quickly. You know, 12 hours after the fact, or something like that.)

When the girls found out what had happened, they and their families apologized and offered to pay for the woman's medical costs. The woman refused, opting instead to take them to court and sue them for the medical costs plus punitive damages.

The judge ruled in favor of this woman, and fined the two girls $930.78 for medical costs.

(Sure, it sounds asinine, but in all fairness, it must be said that the judge did choose not to award the woman any money for pain and suffering.)

Fortunately, the girls ended up not having to part with a cent their own hard-earned cash -- which they probably won't be spending on construction paper or cookie ingredients any more. Denver radio station 850 KOA News raised nearly $2000.00 from listeners, which more than paid the girls' fine. The rest was donated to a fund for Columbine High School victims, incidentally.

But that's not the end of the story. The father of one of the girls has recently obtained a restraining order against the husband of the woman who sued his daughter. The husband has allegedly been making harassing phone calls to the girl's home.

Meanwhile, the woman in question is complaining about how badly everything has turned out for her. She is quoted by Denver's 9 News as saying, "This has turned into quite a fiasco. It's something that never should have happened and it's just devastating. My phone hasn't stopped ringing. My life has been threatened and I'll probably have to move out of town."

(You know, ma'am, you could have just accepted the cookies graciously. Or the girls' offer to pay for your medical bills.)

Nevertheless, the woman remains convinced that she was right, and that the girls had no business running around the neighborhood at night delivering cookies.

"Something bad could have happened to them," she told The Denver Post.

Yeah, they could have been sued by a dysfunctional middle-aged martyr for trying to do a good deed.

The problems with kids these days....

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Thursday, February 03, 2005

Feast Coast Girls Are Hip§

Friday's Feast, 4 February 2005

Appetizer If you were a dog, what breed would you be, and why?
I would be a Labrador Retriever. They are intelligent, loyal, helpful, and they enjoy the water. They are also occasionally a bit too enthusiastic and can knock things off tables without even realizing it. I'd probably be a black lab; dark colors work best for me.

Soup What does the color purple make you think of?
Purple brings back fond memories of many Weber State hockey games, like the one where three friends and I sang the national anthem.

Salad Approximately how long does it take you to get ready each morning?
I probably average a bit over half an hour, though I can do it in 15 minutes if I really need to.

Main Course How many cousins do you have, and are you close to them?
I have 6 cousins (or 6½, depending on how you count) on my mom's side and 9 (I think) on my dad's side. I'm a lot closer to the ones on Mom's side, simply because that side of the family gets together more often.
(While we're on the subject, my cousin Dan has a web site where he makes and sells customized book plates. Check it out!)

Dessert Take your initials (first, middle, last) and come up with something else those letters could stand for.
MSM = Multicolored seismic moccasins.

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§ I really dig those styles they wear.

He's Dead, Jim.

So, the inevitable has happened. I read in today's edition of USA Today that Enterprise is being cancelled.

Just when the show was starting to show some promise, too.

The first two seasons weren't spectacular, by any means, but that was to be expected. Every Star Trek series struggles for the first two seasons. Let's face it, even Star Trek: The Next Generation was awful for the first two years.

Enterprise's third season (a.k.a. The Year of the Xindi) showed some promise that the series was turning around. We saw some genuine character development, and the writing (and consequently the dialogue) got much better. All of a sudden, Enterprise was transformed from 'Star Trek with skin' into a legitimate, story- and character-driven series. And the season finale, the climax of the Xindi War, was one of the better episodes from any of the Trek series.

The fourth season has been equally rewarding. There have already been two very good story arcs - the Augment story featuring a cameo by Brent Spiner, and the Vulcan dissidents story. The silicon virus story, where Archer convinces a highly advanced culture to re-examine their version of the Prime Directive, was also very good. And I was impressed by the plot twist involving the Romulan ship at the end of last week's episode.

So it's a little sad that it has to end.

UPN is citing ratings as the reason for the cancellation. There's something they could have done to save the series, though: move the series to syndication. Nobody watches Enterprise on UPN because nobody watches anything on UPN. Other than Enterprise, the network's lineup sucks, and always has. ST:TNG and ST:DS9 did well, at least in part, because local stations could pick them up and show them at times that were good for their audiences. When Paramount decided to launch their own TV network, they also decided to tie it to their most successful franchise: Star Trek. I feel that this move cost Voyager a lot of viewers in its day, and is directly responsible for the premature death of Enterprise.

Fare thee well, NX-01. We hardly knew ye.

Hmmm...

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