It's Just A Joke

 A man in Moscow walks up to a newsstand one morning and says, "One copy of Pravda, please." The stand keeper takes his money and gives him the paper. The man then scrutinizes the front page and then throws the paper away.

The man comes back to the newsstand again the next morning and again buys a copy of Pravda. Again he reads only the front page and throws the newspaper away. He does the same for eight more days.

On the eleventh morning when he buys his paper, the stand keeper's curiosity get the best of him. He asks him, "What are you doing? Why do you read only the front page and then throw the newspaper away?"

The man replies, "I am looking for the obituaries."

The stand keeper tells him, "Comrade, the obituaries are not on the front page."

The man just smiles. "The one I'm looking for will be "