...And Posting "Me Too" Like Some Brain-dead AOLer

Curtis suggested it, I started it, Curtis continued it, and now I guess it's up to me to finish it. Let me present Everything And More Than You Ever Wanted To Know About Me:

WHAT TIME DID YOU GET UP THIS MORNING:
About 7:15. It was great to sleep in.

DIAMONDS OR PEARLS
Diamonds. (You can't play softball on a pearl.)

WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW IN A THEATER
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST
Microwaved steak and cheese tortilla wraps

WHAT IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME
Scott

FOODS YOU DISLIKE:
I have a comparatively low tolerance for spicy foods, especially compared to the rest of my family.

FAVORITE POTATO CHIP FLAVOR
I prefer Sun Chips, especially the French Onion variety.

FAVORITE CD AT THE MOMENT
"Pearl Snaps" by Jason Boland and the Stragglers

FAVORITE CD OF ALL TIME
"The Music of Cosmos"

WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU DRIVE
1989 Chevrolet Suburban (The Dreadnought)

FAVORITE SANDWICH
Tomato and mayo on whole wheat ('mater sammiches)

WHAT CHARACTERISTICS DO YOU DESPISE:
Arrogance. Nobody really knows everything.

FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING
My Weber State hockey jersey.

WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHROOM
White with green and pink.

WHERE WOULD YOU RETIRE TOO
Someplace where it doesn't get to 103° F in the summer!

FAVORITE TIME
Sunset.

YOUR MOST MEMORABLE BIRTHDAY
Freshman year in high school - we had a blizzard (in mid-May) and had no power for a week.

WHAT DETERGENT DO YOU USE
Whatever is on sale.

COKE OR PEPSI
Pepsi.

MORNING PERSON OR NIGHT OWL
Morning person, perhaps regrettably.

ANY PETS?
Not at the moment.

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LAST TIME:
You were embarrassed:
The other night, I said something stupid to The Girl.

You were mad:
Friday night. The virus scan software at work kicked on just as we were starting end-of-shift reports. Nuisance.

You were depressed:
It comes and goes.

You got in a fight:
Eighth grade. Got my butt handed to me and got sent to the Principal's office. Now I look for other methods of conflict resolution.

You yelled at someone:
At least a year ago; I remember the occasion but not the date.

You lied to someone:
Saturday.

You went to the drive-in:
Years ago to see "Chicken Run".

You broke something:
Wednesday at the library.

You told someone you loved them:
Saturday night - my niece.

Someone told you they loved you:
Saturday night - my niece.

You hugged someone:
Saturday night.

You kissed someone:
Saturday night.

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HAVE YOU EVER (simple Yes/No):
Been stabbed in the back? Yes, figuratively.
Stabbed someone else in the back? Yes
Lied to a close friend? Yes
Cheated on someone? No
Been in a fist fight? Yes
Hit someone out of anger? Yes
Been spanked? Yes
Been knocked out? No
Been tied up? No
Tied someone else up? No
Been pantsed? Yes, when I was 6...
Pantsed someone else? Yes
Read someone else's mail on purpose? Yes
Smoked a cigarette? No
Done recreational drugs? No
Drank alcohol underaged? Yes
Been arrested? No
Ran from the cops? No
Done something illegal? Yes
Kissed on the first date? Yes
Ran away from home? No
Flashed someone on purpose? Yes

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LIVING ARRANGEMENTS
Sharing half a duplex with three other guys.

FAVORITE CARD GAME?
Apples to Apples

FAVORITE SOUND?
Laughter

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
Knowing someone is suffering because of me.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Does Ny-Quil count? Because that's pretty much it.

EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
Heavens yes.

WEIRDEST FILM YOU EVER SAW IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE?
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

WHAT CD OR TAPE IS IN YOUR CAR STEREO RIGHT NOW?
A mix CD I made a few years ago.

EARLIEST MEMORY?
Falling off the running board of a Volkswagen bug as we were driving around looking for wild asparagus.

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NAME ONE THING...
...that makes you smile - Stupid jokes
...that makes you cry - The National Anthem. I tear up every time.
...that you love to do on the weekends - Take a nap
...that you do for only yourself - Keep a dead-tree journal.
...that you have in your underwear drawer that's NOT underwear - Nothing. I have other drawers for that kind of stuff.
...that you do before going to sleep - Let my mind wind down from the activities of the day.
...that you actually LIKE to clean - The Dreadnought.
...that you DETEST cleaning - The bathroom.
...that you would buy if I handed you a $100 bill - A nice dinner and a night out for myself and a friend.

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LOOKS:
Hair color: Brown w/ encroaching grey
Hair Style: Short, parted on the right
Eye color: Brown
Favorite Top: T-shirt or polo shirts
Favorite Bottoms: Jeans
Are you happy with your weight?: I could be more happy with less of it, but I'm okay.
Anything you wish you had: Maybe a rock to wind a piece of string around? What's with this question?

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CHOOSE ONE AND WHY?
Cats or Dogs: Dogs - they love unconditionally.
Blue or Red: Blue - softer, more sedate, less angry.
Drowning or Burning: Burning - it's not necessarily fatal.
Hot or Cold: Cold - I hate the heat.
Drinking Radioactive Waste or Kissing Your Worst Enemy: Isn't kissing always going to be better than drinking radioactive waste?
Lots of Jewelry or Little: Little - just a watch and a ring.
Lots of Friends Online or a few In real life: A few in real life - I choose my friends carefully.
Winning against your best friend or Losing against your worst enemy: Winning against your best friend - that way, you're a winner and you have your best friend with you.
Boots or Sandals: Boots - I have bad ankles.
Piercings or none: None - when did shrapnel become a fashion accessory?
Raining or Sunny: Raining - water is life.
Needing or Wanting: Wanting - that means the needs are met.
Online forever or Offline forever: Online, I guess. What does this question mean, anyway?
No feelings or Pain: Pain - when you stop feeling anything, you're dead. Life is pain. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.
Fat as a House or Thin as a pole: Fat
Brittany Spears or Avril Lavinge: I'll trade them both, plus Christina Aguilera and a second-round draft pick, for Norah Jones.
Cheddar or American: Cheddar - more flavorful.
Cows or Goats: Cows - better milk, better meat.
Onions or fresh tomatoes: Fresh tomatoes - they're so perky, I love that.
Ramen or Canned soup: Canned soup - I'm a grown-up now.
Black or White? White - the color of purity and peace.

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Do you Roleplay?: Yes
Do you like dark chocolate?: Yes
Do you like White Chocolate? Yes
Do you read manga? No
Do you like to draw? Not much, not very good at it.
Do you like to write? Yes
Do you watch Adult Swim? No, it's on too late.
Do you stay up past 12:00 most nights? No
Do you eat meat? Yes, and vegetables, and the occasional fungus. Fully omnivorous.
Do you think Cartoon Characters can be hot/Sexually appealing? As Curtis said, it's hard to argue with Jessica Rabbit.
Will you ever fly in an aircraft? Yes, when I can afford it again.
Have you ever skinny-dipped? Yes
Do you own more than 20 manga? Not a one.
Do you own less than 10? 'Not a one' is certainly less than ten.
Will you get more mangas? No, I dislike the form.
Did you sleep past noon today? No, but a slept a little after noon today.
Do you like to dance? Under certain conditions, yes.
Have you ever used the word Sesquipedalian in a sentence? "What does 'sesquipedalian' mean?" There, I guess I just did.^*
Have you ever been abducted by aliens? No
Have you ever abducted anyone? No
Are you a laptop user? No
Have you ever used a wacom or other digital tablet? No
Did you own it? No
Did you ever wish you were in an anime/Cartoon/other world? Yes, which is part of the reason I love fantasy and science fiction literature.
Have You Ever broken anything? You mean like a bone? Not to my knowledge.
Sprained? Both ankles.
Have you ever wished you could disappear? Yes.

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AND MORE QUESTIONS
Do you play an instrument? Not recently, but I think I still could.
Which ones? Tuba, trombone, electric bass. And I have an autoharp I need to get fixed and learn to play.
Have you ever watched a kids show? All the time. I love cartoons!
And Liked it? I love cartoons!
Which one? Teen Titans, Animaniacs, and Gargoyles, among others.
Which Card games have you played With Special Cards? You mean like collectible card games? None.
Still have the cards? Never did.
Do you collect anything? CDs, quotes, useless trivia.
Ever looked good in a Yearbook? Not that I recall.
Which Superpower do you want? Teleportation. (Stupid gas prices.)

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Okay, that's enough. If you want to know anything else about me, you're just going to have to ask.

^*See Dictionary.com for the definition. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.