Sunday Comics

"Hi. I'm Jake. I'm a junior in high school. I can barely do simple math.

I think George Washington fought the civil war in 1942, and that Herman Melville is a type of cheese.

I think "Homer" is Bart's dad, and that the three branches of government are Diversity, Tolerance, and ... um ... Diversity.

Some people are worried that my textbooks might mention "Intelligent Design" along with "Evolution" ... which might be of greater concern if I could read my textbooks."

Tinsley, Bruce. Mallard Fillmore. http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/fun/mallard.asp?date=20050918 (accessed 20 Sept 2005)