Morning Laugh
I got an e-mail this morning from the Desert Star Playhouse. It was an invitation to buy season tickets. And while I usually route such things directly to my spam folder, I thought this one was worth sharing.
Top Ten Reasons To Buy Season Tickets
10. Two hours of family fun where your teenagers are prohibited from texting friends.
9. Win valuable points with your wife.
8. More laughs per minute than the Presidential race (not a guarantee).
7. People think you have class and maturity when you have season tickets to the theatre!
6. Laughter improves your health. Consider Desert Star a medical expense!
5. Attending all Desert Star productions will improve the gas mileage in your vehicle by 50%!!!*
4. For 2 hours, your Tahitian Noni and NuSkin selling neighbor won´t be able to find you.
3. We make fun of stuff so you don't have to.
2. You'll have 5 sure-fire date nights lined up that aren't a family member's wedding.
2. Bring the whole family and for 2 hours your kids will sit quietly and drop food on OUR floor.
1. You deserve it!
*This is simply a wild, unsubstantiated claim
I love this place!
Top Ten Reasons To Buy Season Tickets
10. Two hours of family fun where your teenagers are prohibited from texting friends.
9. Win valuable points with your wife.
8. More laughs per minute than the Presidential race (not a guarantee).
7. People think you have class and maturity when you have season tickets to the theatre!
6. Laughter improves your health. Consider Desert Star a medical expense!
5. Attending all Desert Star productions will improve the gas mileage in your vehicle by 50%!!!*
4. For 2 hours, your Tahitian Noni and NuSkin selling neighbor won´t be able to find you.
3. We make fun of stuff so you don't have to.
2. You'll have 5 sure-fire date nights lined up that aren't a family member's wedding.
2. Bring the whole family and for 2 hours your kids will sit quietly and drop food on OUR floor.
1. You deserve it!
*This is simply a wild, unsubstantiated claim
I love this place!
posted by Michael at
8:04 AM
3 Comments:
Those are great--so are you going to get the season tickets? We went once--very fun!
By
Wendy, At
March 10, 2008 7:34 AM
I'm so jealous, that sounds like a really fun place. Our family used to have season passes to Hale Center Theatre and it was awesome! You guys should at least go once on a jot date!
We can't wait to see you guys!!
Love ya, Nik Dawg
By
Nikki A., At
March 13, 2008 10:14 AM
Go for it! There's nothing quite as refreshing and invigorating as live theater!
Cyalayta
Mal :)
By
Mal Kiely [Lancelots Pram], At
March 13, 2008 6:00 PM
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