...Toil and Trouble

Part I: Friday's Feast
Friday's Feast, 11 November 2005

Appetizer If someone made a statue of you, in which pose would you like to be?
I don't suppose 'limping' would be a good choice, so I'll go with standing and looking off toward the distance, with a book in one hand and an Ehrlenmeyer flask in the other.

Salad What perfume/cologne does your best friend wear?
The only person I know who really wears perfume has so many different varieties that I wouldn't even know where to start. I know she's got Obsession, though.

Soup Name something satisfying about your work.
I like the diversity of the interviewers I work with. We have students, retirees, punks, anarchists, Pagans, right-wing nutjobs, left-wing nutjobs, and a guy who really did play with Elvis.

Main Course What was the last excuse you made, and why did you need to make it?
"I'm sorry I don't have the lab report done yet, my computer crashed. Again."

Dessert Complete this sentence: I wonder why _________________.
...so many people who know so little spend so much time talking. Do they not know that they sound like complete idiots, or do they just not care?

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Part II: Top Five on Friday
Top Five on Friday from The Music Memoirs:

Top 5 "Number" songs.
(Songs with numbers or first, second, third, etc. or any other number related words.)

» "Number" by Cross Canadian Ragweed
» "Flavor Crystal 7" by Joe Satriani
» "18 And Life" by Skid Row
» "When I'm Sixty-Four" by the Beatles

And, of course,
» "Jenny (867-5309)" by Tommy Tutone