Harsh, but Not Untrue

From yesterday's Salt Lake Tribune sports section, page D2:

The U.S. Olympic Committee is trying to rally more support for its team by auctioning autographed banners on eBay, straight from Turin!

Bidding starts at $100 for banners signed by the likes of Bode Miller and Lindsay Jacobellis.

Make sure they fit your home decor, though. Like so many of the athletes, they don't come in gold.