Conversational Realities

(Concept borrowed from Dilliwag.)

Me: Can I get the enchiladas with flour tortillas instead of corn?
Waitress: Sure, no problem.
Me: Okay, I'll get the Cozumel, with one each, beef, chicken, and cheese.
Waitress: [writing] One beef, one chicken, one cheese. Would you like the red or green sauce?
Me: Which is hotter?
Waitress: The green.
Me: I'll take the red.
Waitress: [laughs]

Hey, if I can give a waitress a good chuckle, I figure I've served my purpose in life for one day.