What A World, What A World

I clicked over to Yahoo this evening, and these were the news headlines:

• Clinton, Obama focus on faith and religion at forum
• Pennsylvania outcome could sway undecided superdelegates
• Iraq dismisses 1,300 soldiers, policemen for not fighting in Basra
• High court considers whether child rapist can be executed
• Mothers of sect children appeal to Texas governor for help
• Mouth test could predict lung cancer in smokers, study finds
• Britney Spears triggers minor accident on L.A. freeway

I try to take a look at the important events and stories of the day, and this is what I get? Blech.

I'm sorry, but I don't think I want to read the news any more.