Shameless Theft

These two bits were shamelessly stolen from Laughing Out Loud and The Life of a Design Goddess, respectively.

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The top ten indicators that the economy is bad:

10. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

9. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

8. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.

7. Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are now trading higher than GM in the stock market.

6. McDonalds is selling the Quarter Ouncer.

5. People in Beverly Hills have fired their nannies and are learning their children's names.

4. Jury duty is now one of the highest-paying jobs.

3. Motel 6 won't leave the lights on for you.

2. The Mafia is laying off judges.

...And my most favorite indicator of all:

1. If the bank returns your check marked as "insufficient funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.

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Nationalized Health Care



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I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.