Redneck Moment

On the train home from work last night, I saw a woman having a Jeff Foxworthy moment:

"If you wear a dress that's strapless with a bra that isn't . . . you might be a redneck!"

I guess it wouldn't have been so bad if hot pink hadn't been involved.

Hey, I'm the first to admit that I've had my share of 'redneck' (defined as "a glorious absence of sophistication") moments, but I'm sure glad I'll never have to worry about that particular gaffe.