Nothin' Better To Do on a Friday Night

Part I: Friday's Feast
Friday's Feast, 7 October 2005.

Appetizer Name 3 qualities that are important to you in friendship.
Honesty. Loyalty. Understanding.

Soup If you could dream about anything tonight, what would the subject matter be?
Flying through space and seeing all the wonders of the universe... attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion, C-beams glittering in the dark near the Tannhauser gate, that sort of thing.

Salad Do you usually make an effort to personally thank people who do favors for you?
I try to. It takes me a while to render thanks properly, sometimes.

Main Course If you had to go out of town for an extended period of time, who would you trust to take care of your home and belongings?
My roommate James is a trustworthy fellow. I'd feel comfortable leaving things in his care.

Dessert How do you react to practical jokes when they're played on you?
It depends on how good they are. A truly skillful prank will leave me filled with admiration, and maybe even envy. Mundane practical jokes usually annoy me. And stupid, inane, "flaming bag of dog poo on the porch" style tricks just make me want to show the perpetrator what a real practical joke looks like. Bwahahahaha!


Part II: Top Five on Friday
Top Five on Friday from The Music Memoirs:

Top 5 Silly Song Titles

Everything Right Is Wrong Again by They Might Be Giants (You knew they had to be in here, didn't you?)
The Weather Is Here, I Wish You Were Beautiful by Jimmy Buffett
The Mystical Potato Head Groove Thing by Joe Satriani
Locomotive Breath by Jethro Tull
Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana

And if you're feeling frisky, a bonus: Top 5 Silly Album Titles
"Poodle Hat" by 'Weird Al' Yankovic (Once again, you knew he had to be in here.)
"Never Mind the Bollocks Here's the Sex Pistols" by The Sex Pistols
"Lounge Against the Machine" by Richard Cheese
"Tormato" by Yes
And my very favorite of all time:
"You Can Tune A Piano But You Can't Tuna Fish" by REO Speedwagon