Pickin’ on the Hicks

Two quick jokes for all you loyal readers out there:

A student at a prominent midwestern college had just bought a new sweatshirt, but was difficulty figuring out how to wash it. Finally, he shouted at someone across the Laundromat, “What setting should I use to wash this shirt?”

“I don’t know,” the other guy shouted back. “What’s it say on the shirt?”

The student looked closely for a moment, then shouted, “University of Nebraska!”

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Two football players were taking a test for the University of Nebraska’s ‘Music Appreciation for Athletes’ class, when one whispered to the other, “What’s the answer to this question?”

“I don’t know. What’s the question?”

“It’s fill-in-the-blank: ‘Old MacDonald had a blank’.”

“You dumb beefer! The answer is ‘farm’. Old MacDonald had a farm!”

“Oh, right. Thanks!” Then after a few moments, he said, “Hey!”

“What now?”

“How do you spell ‘farm’?”

“You stupid beefer, don’t you know anything? E-I-E-I-O!”