Point/Counterpoint

I came across these two bits this evening. I can't verify that they're true, but I thought they were amusing.

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend if you have one."
-George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second...if there is one."
-Churchill to Shaw, in response

Ah, crazy old Churchill, always good for a laugh.