Political Primer

This one comes complements of one of the Non-Gaming Discussion threads at the Hero Games Discussion Boards:

* I heard this story to tell ideologies apart back in college...

A Revolutionary comes upon an egg in the road, and the first thing he does is to break it. He doesn't know what he's going to do afterwards, but he knows the egg MUST be broken...

A Liberal comes upon an egg on the road, and he's going to make something of it. But it'll be something new -- or at least different. New spices maybe, or substitute a few ingredients. He's not completely sure how it'll turn out, but it'll probably be worth trying...

A Conservative comes upon the egg, and he's also going to make something of it. But it'll be something made using the time honored recipes passed down for generations. Things may have changed a little since his grandparents used these recipes, but this'll be more due to accident than deliberate alteration...

A Reactionary finds an egg upon the road, and he tries to shove it back into the chicken..

So, simply determine where you are on this scale, where your favorite candidate is, and vote accordingly!

All this political talk is making me hungry. Omelettes, anyone?