Love People? Really?

 And the Lord said to me, "I really need you to love people."

And I said, "Ughh. People are so annoying."

And the Lord said, "They are my children."

And I said, "That doesn't make them lovable. They're still annoying."

And the Lord said, "You are my child, and I love you—today, tomorrow, and always."

And I said, "Yeah, but I'm not annoying. I'm a delight."

And the Lord raised an eyebrow at me.

And I said, "Yeah, okay, that's fair. I'll work on it."