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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Definition of the Day

I don't remember where or when I first heard this, but it seems as applicable now as then.

politics (POL-i-tiks)
From the Greek poli-, meaning 'many', and ticks, meaning 'bloodsucking invertebrates'. The definition is self-explanatory.

Month-End Music Meme

Tuesday Tunes: Week 51 from The Music Memoirs

Word associations this week: Tell us the first, song, band/artist, album or anything music related that comes to mind when you see these words:

Space: "Who We Are" by Singularity
("In a moment of grace / To feel like the color of space")
Party: "Love Shack" by The B-52s
Darkness: "Music of the Night" from The Phantom of the Opera
Reading: "A Day in the Life" by The Beatles
("But I just had to look / Having read the book")
Touch: "Invisible Touch" by Genesis
New: "New Jerusalem" by GPS
Gone: "Holdin' On, Long Gone" by Micky and the Motorcars
Jazz: "Shattered Dreams" by Johnny Hates Jazz
Song: "Song Sung Blue" by Neil Diamond
Bag: "Don't Know Why" by Norah Jones
("But I'll be a bag of bones / Driving down the road alone")

Sunday, September 28, 2008

From My E-mail

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.

The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?"

Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?"

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then the Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"

"You're a Congressman for the United States Government," says Bud.

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required," answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cows. This is a herd of sheep . . .

"Now give me back my dog."

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Pic of the Day

Harry Potter meets The Dark Knight:

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Raptor Attack! Rarrrr!!

You find some of the strangest things on the Internet....

I could survive for 1 minute, 16 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

Monday, September 15, 2008

Sorry, UCLA Fans

If you hadn't heard yet, BYU beat UCLA 59-0 on Saturday. To me, these few paragraphs from the Yahoo! Sports article provide a good summary:
It was BYU’s most lopsided victory since shutting out New Mexico 65-0 in 1988 and the timing was ideal for the Cougars, who outgained UCLA 521-239 and came up with a demonstrative victory one week after edging Washington 28-27 on a blocked extra point attempt. The Cougars felt a little maligned when much more was made of a celebration penalty on Washington after the touchdown with 2 seconds remaining than BYU coming up with a play to win it.

There was nothing to dispute this time.

“We were just tired of it. We were ready to come out and make a statement today and shut people up,” said BYU’s Jan Jorgensen, who forced one of UCLA’s turnovers with a sack in the second quarter.

Or, since a picture is worth a thousand words:



How excited do you suppose Wyoming (who struggled to beat I-AA North Dakota State at home last week) is to come into Provo this Saturday?

Friday, September 12, 2008

Death of the Manly Facepet

When I was young—somewhere between 6 and 8 years old, I think—my Dad decided he was going to cut my hair to save the family a little money. He got out the clippers and went to work, and generally did a decent job. That is, except for one spot on the back of my head. I don't know if it was that I flinched, or he flinched, or he just didn't know what he was doing, but I ended up with a bald spot on the back of my head about the size of a silver dollar. Mom never let Dad cut my hair again.

Well, I did the same thing to myself this morning. Only it wasn't on the back of my head. It was on my face.

For most of my life, I've been clean-shaven. This is in stark contrast to my two brothers: A, who's had a mustache pretty much continuously since the age of 14, and S, who insists on wearing only the lower half of a goatee. But on a few occasions, I've grown a goatee (top and bottom) as well. The first time I did, it looked like this:



It still looks pretty much like that, except that the lower portion has turned more and more grey as the years have gone on. And that used to bug me a little. But since I turned 40 in May, I've decided I don't really care about the grey any more. I've earned it! So I started growing my goatee again the Monday after my birthday, and I've kept it until now.

Until today, that is. As I was getting ready for work today, I was trimming one side of the beard, and I slipped—took a big old gouge out of it. I didn't realize it at the time, but when I'd rinsed off my face, I could tell that something was wrong. I took a quick inventory of my remaining facial hair, and quickly determined that there was no way to balance it out without making it look ridiculous. So I had two choices: Shave the beard and leave the mustache, or shave it all off. I decided that I'd rather be clean-shaven than look like somebody in a 70's cop show.

So now I'm beardless again. At least my haircut is still intact.

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Re: Unsportsmanlike Conduct

So, for the past three days, I've been reading all these sports pundits complaining about the end of the BYU-Washington game on Saturday. For those who missed it (or didn't care), here's the recap: Washington's QB Jake Locker scored a touchdown with two seconds left in the game to make the score 28-27. After getting to his feet, Locker tossed the ball over his shoulder in celebration. The refs flagged him with a 15-yard Unsportsmanlike Conduct penalty, enforced on the extra point attempt. That essentially turned the PAT into a 35-yard field goal (which is still well within the range of most college kickers). BYU ended up blocking the kick and winning 28-27.

And that call alone, if the pundits are to be believed, cost Washington the game.

Rivals.com's Tom Dienhart has a different take on it:

"Was Locker taunting or unsportsmanlike in his celebration? No. Did the call need to be made? No. But, it was whistled, just as it is outlined in black-and-white in the rule book. Still, despite the apparent injustice in the penalty, Washington still could have booted the extra point – which amounted to a 35-yard field goal – and forced overtime. But BYU was the team that made the key play at crunch time. Credit the Cougars; don't blame the refs."

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Bring on UCLA!

(Of course, this whole conversation would be moot had BYU running back Harvey Unga not fumbled the ball on his way into the end zone at the beginning of the fourth quarter....)

Tuesday Music Meme

Tuesday Tunes: Week 48 from The Music Memoirs

Word associations for this week. Just tell us what artist/band/song comes to mind when you see these words:

Storm: "Ghost Riders on the Storm" by California Guitar Trio
Rain: "Who Will Stop the Rain" by Asia
Old: "In Old Mexico" by Tom Lehrer
Magic: "Abracadabra" by Steve Miller Band
Angst: "Uninvited" by Alanis Morrisette
Trust: "Believe in Me" by Dan Fogelberg
True: "True Colors" by Cyndi Lauper
Broken: "Broken" by Cross Canadian Ragweed
Cheesy: "Weasel Stomping Day" by 'Weird Al' Yankovic
Family: "Sagrada Familia" by Robert Rich

Friday, September 05, 2008

Top 5 On Friday

Top 5 On Friday - Week 190
From The Music Memoirs

Top 5 TV Theme Songs

» "Heaven and Hell, Part I" by Vangelis (from the television series Cosmos)
Regular readers will already have guessed this would be the first song on this list. The music is both futuristic and organic at once, a fitting complement to Carl Sagan's groundbreaking series that was not just about the universe around us, but was ultimately about ourselves.

» "Superman" by Lazlo Bane (from the television series Scrubs)
The quirky yet upbeat tone of this song is a perfect match for this series.

» "Piano sonata No. 20 in A Major, D. 959, IV. Rondo Allegretto" by Franz Schubert (from the television series Wings)
The show went from a "traditional teaser/opening credits/main story" format to a cold open sometime around the fourth season, and the Schubert theme was lost. It's too bad, because the pop versions heard over the closing credits really didn't measure up. Plus, the opening theme featured a cello lead, paying homage to Helen, one of the main characters.

» "Twin Peaks Theme" by Angelo Badalamenti (from the television series Twin Peaks)
To this day I've still never actually seen the show, but I love this soundtrack. It's bizarre and moody and a good break from my more traditional listening choices. I particularly like the vocal version of the show's theme song, "Falling" featuring Julee Cruise.

» "Star Trek: Voyager - Main Title" by Jerry Goldsmith (from the television series Star Trek: Voyager)
All the Star Trek shows have had great theme music. (Except for Enterprise, whose power-ballad theme song just sucked.) But Voyager had the best theme opening theme, grandiose and moving without being bombastic.

Thursday, September 04, 2008

Good News/Bad News

So I heard back on that job interview today. Actually, 'heard back' isn't quite right. I was originally supposed to 'hear back' from them Friday afternoon. When they called me then, they told me that they still had one candidate to interview on Tuesday, and that they'd let me know one way or the other by Tuesday afternoon. I finally got tired of waiting for them to call me back, so I called them this afternoon.

The bad news is that they hired someone else for the position.

The good news is that Dave, the man I talked to today, asked if it would be all right with me if he passed my résumé on to some other people at the college. He specifically asked me about chemistry; I confirmed that my degree was in that area. He said he wanted to pass my information on to some people in that department.

So all in all, I'm happy with the results. We'll see what happens next.

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Today's Assignment

Task:

In an essay (suggested length of 1–2 pages):

A. List at least five standards you feel would positively communicate to your students your expectations for high academic performance. Identify the grade level and/or subject area of the students for whom these standards are intended.

B. Explain how each of these standards would communicate your expectations for high academic performance.

C. Explain how you would implement one of these standards in the classroom.


Introduction

As a student, I know that the teachers for whom I have done my best work have been those who expected the most of me. As a teacher, I understand the necessity of helping students to achieve the highest level of academic success possible. As a secondary teacher in the sciences, part of my job will be to help students to be successful in a discipline that is frequently challenging to young people. If my students are to be successful, it will be in part because I will set high standards for academic achievement for them. There are five standards I feel would positively communicate to my students my expectations for high academic achievement. These standards are regularly attending and participating in class, turning in assignments on time, showing work on problem-solving assignments, completing written assignments using proper mechanics, and following a code of academic honesty.

Standards

The first standard for high academic performance is regular classroom attendance and participation. Students simply cannot learn if they are not in class. However, regular classroom attendance, while essential, is not sufficient to ensure effective learning. Students must become actively involved in the learning process. Students will be expected not only to be in class, but to participate in learning activities. They will be expected to answer questions when called upon, to ask questions when they don't understand a concept or topic, and to work collaboratively with their classmates on projects and experiments. By requiring regular attendance and meaningful classroom participation, I hope to communicate to my students that they are accountable for their own learning. The more the students are involved in the learning process, the more successful they will be.

The second standard is that assignments will be turned in on time. The study of science is cumulative by nature. Basic concepts, principles, and techniques must be mastered before more advanced material is introduced. Learning in the sciences is also experiential. Students master skills and techniques by doing them frequently. Consequently, assignments outside the classroom are essential to learning, and doing these assignments in a timely manner will help the students master the current subject matter they will need as a foundation for the material that will follow. By requiring assignments to be turned in on time, I will reinforce the idea that what the students learn today will serve as a foundation for what they will be asked to learn tomorrow.

A third standard that will promote high academic achievement is that students will be expected to show all work on problem-solving assignments. Today's academic climate, with increased emphasis on standardized testing, often teaches students that getting the right answer is the paramount concern in education. But true learning is as much about the process as the result. Requiring students to demonstrate how they arrive at a solution to a problem allows teachers both to reinforce effective problem solving skills and to correct mistaken impressions or techniques. By requiring students to show their work, I intend to demonstrate that I am as interested in how they arrive at an answer as I am in the answer itself.

The fourth standard is that students will complete written assignments requiring the use of proper spelling, grammar, and mechanics. Effective communication skills are essential in all academic disciplines and in all occupations. Students may not feel that language skills are essential to mastering scientific concepts. However, it is impossible to communicate such mastery effectively without a similar mastery of language. Writing helps students master difficult or abstract concepts by allowing them to put those concepts into their own words. Requiring proper mechanics on written assignments reinforces language skills learned in other classes. By assigning written assignments requiring proper mechanics, I will teach my students that it is important not only to learn scientific principles, but to be able to communicate those principles to others clearly and effectively.

The final standard that will promote high academic achievement is that students will understand and follow a code of academic honesty. As noted above, students learn by doing. By working through problems or assignments themselves, students gain experience vital to the learning process. Such experience is not gained when students rely on the work of others. Consequently, students will be told at the beginning of the term that they will be expected to do their own work on all tests, quizzes, and individual assignments. Additionally, when students reference any work that is not their own on a written assignment, they will be instructed how to document all referenced work and will be expected to do so properly. By emphasizing the importance of academic honesty, I hope to communicate to my students the importance of their own efforts in the learning process.

Implementation

A respectful and interactive classroom is essential to student participation. Implementation of the first standard, regular classroom attendance and participation, will require setting a respectful tone that both encourages students to get involved and rewards them for doing so. Asking appropriate questions is an effective first step in encouraging student participation in the classroom. Students' responses to the teacher's questions must be treated respectfully whether they are correct or not. Correct answers should be praised; incorrect answers can be followed by clarifying questions that help students arrive at the correct answers. Students' questions should also be answered appropriately. Some students will, of course, try to derail the conversation if possible. Politely but firmly steering irrelevant questions or comments back in the direction of the desired conversation will be essential. Finally, an effective teacher will strive to get all students involved in the conversation, not just the ones who always raise their hands. Patience, persistence, and persuasion are necessary if reticent or uncooperative students are to be included effectively.

Conclusion

In order to promote outstanding student achievement, teachers must set high standards for their students. By identifying, communicating, and reinforcing specific expectations for student behavior and achievement, teachers can help their students to reach and even to exceed their academic goals.