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Friday, May 23, 2008

Stormy Weather - Update

I received this from my brother's cell phone today. Sorry it's not a higher quality pic, but you get the idea. -M

K & I are ok...here's what is left of the house!!

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Stormy Weather

Two weeks from today, I'm flying to Colorado for my youngest brother's wedding. He's been dating his bride-to-be for longer than Nancy and I have known each other, so it's a long-awaited event. But after today, there is an element of sadness in the story.

Earlier today, a tornado tore through northern Colorado and southern Wyoming. The city that was hardest hit was Windsor, Colorado, where they live. Their house was one of the homes damaged by the tornado.

Nancy read about the storms earlier today just before we left to catch an early showing of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. We called my parents, who live in Johnstown (about 10 miles south of Windsor) and my brother on the way there, but got no answer from either. Mom called me back later this afternoon to tell me everyone was okay. But the house is a wreck.

The winds tore the east wall off the garage. Their friend's boat, which S and K were keeping in the garage for him, was found after the storm about a block away—upside down. With the garage fully exposed, the winds got inside the house and tore up the kitchen and living room areas. All the windows on the west side of the house were blown out. All the fences in the neighborhood, including the pen on the north side of their house for their dog Kona, were blown out. (Kona is safe too, by the way.)

When my brother got home, not long after the storm had passed, he took a quick look around at the damage. He heard a hissing noise, which he rapidly determined to be coming from the natural gas line to the house. So he got a wrench and went out to the meter to turn it off. When he got there, he discovered that the gas main was broken beneath the meter. In other words, there was no way to turn it off. Shortly thereafter, the emergency services moved in and closed down the neighborhood. They started shutting down gas lines, clearing owned power lines, and searching for people injured in the storm. S thinks they'll probably be allowed back in tomorrow. Until then, they'll probably spend the night in the town's rec center. Ironic, since that's where my future sister-in-law works.

My brother's demeanor in all of this is amazing. As we talked, he laughed several times about everything. I commented on this, and said, in essence, "What else can you do?" I've been considering that. If it were my other brother, he'd probably be angry about what had happened. If it had been me, I'd probably be either panicked or depressed. My brother is an amazing man. I've known this for a long time, but this just proves it even more.

And true to form, he pointed out one piece of good news: "At least the wedding dress hasn't got here yet."

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Colorful Songs Meme

Tuesday Tunes - Week 33 from The Music Memoirs

This week is word association week and it's all in colors! I'll give you a color and you tell me the first song/artist/album that comes to mind when you see it.

Pink: "The Pink Panther Theme" by Henry Mancini
Purple: "Lavender" by Marillion
Blue: "Blue Moon with Heartache" by Rosanne Cash
White: "White Wedding" by Billy Idol
Gold: "Devil Pays in Gold" by Jason Boland and the Stragglers
Silver: "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" by The Beatles
Green: "Green and Dumb" by Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers
Yellow: "Yellow Submarine" by The Beatles (again)
Red: "Red Staggerwing" by Mark Knopfler and Emmylou Harris
Brown: "Little Brown Jug" by the Glenn Miller Orchestra

Saturday, May 17, 2008

This Day in History

» 1792 - The New York Stock Exchange is formed
» 1875 - Aristides wins the first Kentucky Derby
» 1902 - Greek archaeologist Valerios Stais discovers the Antikythera mechanism, an ancient mechanical analog computer
» 1943 - The United States Army contracts with the University of Pennsylvania's Moore School to develop the ENIAC
» 1954 - The United States Supreme Court hands down a unanimous decision in Brown v. Board of Education of Topeka, Kansas
» 1969 - Soviet Venera 6 spacecraft begins its descent into the atmosphere of Venus, sending back atmospheric data before being crushed by pressure
» 1970 - Thor Heyerdahl sets sail from Morocco on the papyrus boat Ra II to sail the Atlantic Ocean
» 1983 - Lebanon, Israel, and the United States sign an agreement on Israeli withdrawal from Lebanon
» 1987 - An Iraqi fighter jet fires two missiles into the U.S. warship USS Stark (FFG-31), killing 37 and injuring 21 of her crew
» 1995 - After 18 years as the mayor of Paris, Jacques Chirac takes office as President of France
» 2007 - Trains from North and South Korea cross the 38th Parallel in a test-run agreed by both governments, the first time that trains have crossed the DMZ since 1953

Hmm, I can't help but feel like I've forgotten something....

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(Trivia provided by Wikipedia)

Friday, May 16, 2008

The Usual Friday Memes

Part I: Friday's Feast
Feast One Hundred & Ninety One

Appetizer What is the nearest big city to your home?
I live in Salt Lake City, which, compared to where I grew up, is a big city. Actually, compared to where I grew up, pretty much anything is a big city—Salt Lake, Greeley, Laramie, Morgantown....

Soup On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being highest, how well do you keep secrets?
At least 8½-9. I'm very discrete when the occasion requires it.

Salad Describe your hair (color, texture, length).
My hair is short, straight, and mostly dark brown. Where did this grey come from, anyway?

Main Course What kind of driver are you? Courteous? Aggressive? Slow?
I try to be a courteous, law-abiding, defensive driver. I say 'try', because living (or more properly, driving) in Utah is enough to give anyone road rage. I'm fully convinced that Utah drivers are, in general,
* Rude and inconsiderate,
* Brain dead,
* Strung out on meth,
* Passively homicidal,
* Clinically insane, and/or
* Terminally attached to their cell phones.
They drive with complete disregard for their own safety; I know they're darn sure not looking out for mine. So when I drive, I literally find myself thinking, "What's the idiot in front of me going to do next?" on a continual basis. It's saved me on numerous occasions.

Dessert Describe your sleeping habits.
Honestly, I can't remember. I try not to dwell on things like that. If I've had an entire week that was really bad, I'm sure I'd have blogged about it. I just don't feel like looking for it at the moment.

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Part II: Top 5 On Friday
Top 5 On Friday - Week 175 from The Music Memoirs:

Top 5 "Night" songs or songs that relate to the night or evening.

» Sleeping With The Moon by Amy Rigby (from the album The Sugar Tree)
So I'm sleeping with the moon
'Cause you've gone away
Yeah I'm sleeping with the moon
But what'll I do
During the day?


» Last Night by The Traveling Wilburys (from the album The Traveling Wilburys, Vol. 1)
I asked her to marry me she smiled and pulled out a knife
The party's just beginning she said, your money or your life
Last night, talking about last night
Last night, talking about last night


» One Night in Bangkok by Murray Head (from the Chess soundtrack)
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me


» Evening (The Sunset/Twilight Time) by The Moody Blues (from the album Days of Future Passed)
When the sun goes down,
And the clouds all frown,
Night has begun for the sunset.
See it with your eyes;
Earth re-energized
By the sun's rays every day.
Take a look out there,
Planets everywhere.
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» Satyr's Moon by Lana Lane (from the album Curious Goods)
Oh - Selene
Shadows in the sky
Are so serene
Oh - Selene
Faces in the moon
Are not what they seem

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Quote(s) of the Day

As usual, brought to you by the fine folks at Wordsmith.Org's A.Word.A.Day


"This above all: to thine own self be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man."
-William Shakespeare (from "Hamlet")


"Right now I'm having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."
-Steven Wright, comedian (b. 1955)


"For money you can have everything, it is said. No, that is not true. You can buy food, but not appetite; medicine, but not health; soft beds, but no sleep; knowledge but not intelligence; glitter, but not comfort; fun, but not pleasure; acquaintances, but not friendship; servants, but not faithfulness; grey hair, but not honor; quiet days, but not peace. The shell of all things you can get for money. But not the kernel. That cannot be had for money."
-Arne Garborg, writer (1851-1924)

Thursday, May 08, 2008

Venn Diagrams and Other Geeky Goodness

Nancy introduced me to the List of the Day blog earlier this week. Today's list was entitled Graphs of the Day. Here's my favorite example:



Check it out. My other favorites are graphs demonstrating what Meat Loaf would do for love and things you need.

Funny, funny stuff.

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At last, I've finally found an explanation to "I Am the Walrus" that actually makes sense. Ah, the magic of the blogosphere!

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Conversational Realities

Overheard at school the other day...

Girl 1: "That guy is such a jerk!"
Girl 2: "I know! I told him he was ignorant, and he said, 'What does that even mean?'"

Sunday, May 04, 2008

There's No Such Thing As A Fundamentalist Mormon

I received this in my e-mail this past week. While I don't normally pass mass e-mails along, I thought this point was important enough to share. -M

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For those of you who have been watching the news and may have wondered:

Some Mormon women sing:


Some Mormon women dance:


Some Mormon women write scary stories:


Some Mormon women have lots of money and really great hair:


This woman served as a leader in the Mormon Church. She recently spoke to teenage girls worldwide. She encouraged them to stand up to peer pressure, strengthen their families and serve others. (Click here for more.)


I know hundreds of Mormon women. They do all kinds of different things and live all kinds of different lives. NONE of the Mormon women I know look like this:


None of them are marrying off their teenage daughters and, although some may joke about wanting a sister-wife (preferably one who is really fat & ugly, does bathrooms and changes diapers) – none of them really want to share their husband with anyone.

Furthermore…

Some Mormon men can throw a ball:


Some Mormon men yell at the ball:


Some Mormon men make scary movies:


Some Mormon men have lots of money and really great hair:


This man is one of the leaders of the Mormon Church. Recently he spoke about honoring women, especially mothers, and gave advice to husbands and children about how to treat the women in their lives. (For the whole story, click here.)


I know hundreds of Mormon men. They do all kinds of different things and live all kinds of different lives. NONE of the Mormon men I know look like this:


The Mormon men I know are honest and hard-working. And TRUST ME… the last thing any of them wants is another wife.

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To sum up: Despite the similarities in the names of the churches, members of the FLDS Church are not Mormons. The two churches are related only by a shared history that diverges almost 120 years ago, when the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS, or 'The Mormons') discontinued the practice of plural marriage. The LDS Church does not allow its members to practice plural marriage, even in countries where it's allowed by law. Some of the splinter groups, like the FLDS Church, however, have chosen to continue the practice, even when it's against the law. In short, we're not them, and they're not us. We have an irreconcilable difference of opinion where this is concerned.

The term 'Fundamentalist Mormon' is a misnomer. It's akin to referring to Lutherans as 'Fundamentalist Catholics'.

Friday, May 02, 2008

There and Back Again (Short Version)

As some of you may know, I travel to Ogden regularly to game with a group of old friends. It's about an hour's drive each way, which is not a big deal. Still, it can be expensive, especially with gas being as costly as it has been of late. So I've often relied on the Utah Transit Authority's excellent bus and light rail systems to get me there and back.

My usual method of getting there and back again goes something like this. I drive the 3 miles or so to the nearest light rail station, then take the train downtown. I transfer to the express bus, which gets me from downtown Salt Lake to Ogden in about an hour. Better still, the express bus drops me off less than a block from the home of Lord and Lady Mhoram, where our games take place. Once the evening's activities are over, I walk back down to Washington Boulevard, where I catch one of the more traditional buses back to Salt Lake. This bus takes nearly twice as long, but since the express buses don't run that late in the evening, that's really the only option. Upon reaching downtown SLC, I transfer back to light rail, which takes me back to my car. On a typical day, I leave my house around 12:20 p.m. and get back a little before 11:00.

This system, though time-consuming, is certainly an acceptable alternative to driving. It's certainly a lot cheaper. But lately, there has been a problem. We got a new driver on the route back from Ogden. And by 'new' I mean not only different than the previous driver, but also apparently inexperienced. This new driver hasn't figured out how to maintain a constant speed between stops. The last two times I've ridden this route, I've had to endure nearly two hours of not only the usual start-stop, but also speed-up slow-down speed-up-again. I've been left nauseous the last two times I've ridden. So I gave up the busing a couple of months ago. I've been driving instead.

Until yesterday. Yesterday, a new option became available to me.

Last weekend, UTA started its Front Runner service. Front Runner is a heavy rail (i.e., driven by a diesel locomotive, as opposed to the electric powered train cars of light rail) transport that runs between Ogden and Salt Lake, and will eventually run from Pleasant Grove in the north all the way past Provo in the south. It travels along the traditional rail lines that have been in this valley for a century and a half. Once upon a time, the main way to get between Salt Lake and Ogden, other than by horse and wagon, way by train. What was old is new again.

Front Runner is a premium service, so it costs more than the traditional but ride does. A standard bus or light rail fare is $1.75. Express buses are about twice that. Front Runner has a completely different fare structure that's based on the distance you travel. It's $2.50 from any station to any adjacent station, with each station beyond the first adding an additional 50¢. The fare from Ogden to Salt Lake totals $5.00.

This certainly makes the return trip on my journey more expensive. But is it still cost-effective compared to driving? There's only one way to find out: Do the Math.

The distance we have to take into account is the distance between the light rail station where I leave my car and the Intermodal Hub in Ogden, my connection at the other end. According to Yahoo! Maps, the distance between the two is 39 miles. This is the additional distance I'd have to drive—each way—to get to and from my gaming session. The total cost of the trip via UTA is $8.50 ($1.75 for light rail plus an additional $1.75 for the Express bus on the way up, $5.00 for Front Runner on the way back). Or, to put it another way, the trip costs me 11¢ per mile.

Now, is that cheaper than driving? Let's see. The last time I put gas in my car, it cost me $3.299 per gallon. Let's call it $3.30 for simplicity. At that price, $8.50 would buy just over 2½ gallons of gas (2.575757....). To make a trip of miles on 2.58 (rounded) gallons of gas, my car would have to get 30.2 miles per gallon just to break even.

Given that I know Lula typically gets between 20 and 22 mpg, UTA is clearly the more cost effective option. Even assuming the better of the two figures, driving costs me 15¢ per mile in gas alone, not counting wear and tear, depreciation, and so forth. That translates to a 27% savings—to say nothing of road rage avoidance and environmental concerns.

And for those of you who know a little about Front Runner and are looking for an opinion from somebody who's actually ridden it: I loved it. It was a smooth ride, the seats are comfortable, and it's generally a lot quieter than riding the bus (except when they have to blow the horn at street crossings, which happens a dozen or so times during the trip). Plus, they have free wi-fi on board, and between the seats in some places are tables, making mobile computing a breeze. It's an order of magnitude better than the nausea-inducing bus rides about which I wrote earlier. It's even better than the express bus, and really not that much more expensive.

Once the weather improves, and the walk from the Ogden station to the Mhorams' house is a little more pleasant, I may even begin riding the train both ways.