All Now Mysterious...

Wednesday, June 30, 2004

Quote of the Day

This anonymous quote comes compliments of Curtis.


  • TV NEWS: Yesterday's newspaper read to the illiterates.


Sad, but true . . . but still sad.

Tuesday, June 29, 2004

Don't know much geography....

My brother Aaron sent me this Geography Test, allegedly to see if I know as much as third graders do about the locations of the 48 continental States.

I scored 45/48, but I have a perfectly good excuse...er, explanation. I did it at work and ran out of time. (The computers at work, on the whole, are as slow as a herd of three-legged turtles stampeding through library paste.) Once I got home, however, I was able to get all 48 within the alloted time.

I did run into a couple of problems during the test, though. I confess that I couldn't remember whether Alabama was to the left of Mississippi or vice versa, and I had a little trouble Identifying some of the New England states. I've heard of some East-coasters having trouble identifying "all those square states in the West". Having grown up in one of those square states, I had no trouble there.

So, if you've got a free moment, take a look. You may be surprised at how much or how little you remember from third grade.

(Incidentally, the Utah Core Curriculum does not specify that a student needs to be able to identify all the states, either in third grade or at any other time in elementary school. The third grade social studies core seems to require students to know the locations of the various states, though. Interesting.)

Power and Preparation

Wow, it's been a week since I posted anything. Sorry, loyal reader(s). I've been busy with school, work (we actually have work!), and other such things.

I experienced a rather delicious piece of irony last Friday. I have a physics class this semester. The first segment of the class deals with electricity: charge, current, resistance, capacitance, electric fields, and everything else that makes electricity so wonderful and important. Our first exam was Friday afternoon at 2:00. I got to the Physics building a bit after 1:00, only to find that the exam had been postponed.

The power in the building was out.

We also had a short (~4 hours) outage at my apartment building that evening. It wasn't so bad, except that an older lady had got stuck in the elevator. But the building manager called the fire department, and they came and got her out with minimal fuss. The firefighters didn't seem too happy to see us all standing in the hall holding candles (or in my case, an oil lamp), though.

I was actually on the computer (surprise, surprise) when the power failed. Fortunately, though, I was able to resist the urge to panic. I knew that I had a flashlight, and I knew where to find it. If the outage were to last a substantial length of time, I had food stored away. And I knew that my bicycle was in good condition if I needed to go anywhere.

I don't know how many of you out there have a 72-hour emergency kit. If you don't, I recommend that you get one. You may never need it...but then again, you may.

If you don't know what a 72-hour kit is or how to make one, just type "72-hour emergency kit" into Google or some other search engine. Or you can check out this site for a good start.

Thank you. This has been a public service announcement complements of Michael's Random Musings.

Tuesday, June 22, 2004

Power to the People! (if anyone cares)

Okay, it's that time again —- time to vent about one of my bigger pet peeves.

We had a primary election today in Utah. When I arrived at the polling place at about 1:15 this afternoon, I found out that I was voter #23 for that location today. The polls opened at 7:00 this morning. This means that the three women who were running the place were seeing, on average, one voter every 17 minutes or so.

This is disgusting. Even for a primary (which, in Utah, typically has a voter turnout percentage in the single digits) this is disgusting. With all the outrage we're hearing about our leaders these days, WHY CAN'T ANYONE BE BOTHERED TO VOTE?!?

Okay, I'm done now.

Friday, June 18, 2004

Dialogue of the Day

This is from the Teen Titans animated series.

[at a rave]
Raven: This is pointless.
Goth dude: Everything is pointless. Wanna go talk about it?

(By the way, I got this off the Internet Movie Database. I'm still not watching TV.)


Thursday, June 17, 2004

Is there life after television?

For some bizarre reason, I started thinking last night after I got home from class about television: what shows I watch, how much TV I watch, and so on. After a little thought last night and this morning, I came to the conclusion that my 3-4 hours per day of television viewing consist mainly of:


  • local news, weather, and information;
  • ESPN Sportscenter and other sports programming;
  • M*A*S*H reruns (95% of which I've seen before);
  • Star Trek reruns (95% of which I've seen before);
  • The Simpsons (98% of which are reruns that I've seen before);
  • The occasional cartoon on Disney Channel or Cartoon Network (95+% of which are reruns that I've seen before);
  • Movies on cable; (90+% of which I've seen before); and
  • Specials on The History Channel (75+% of which I've seen before).


In other words, most of what I watch on TV is either information I could get from other sources or escapist programming that I've most likely already seen. "So why watch TV at all," I asked myself? I couldn't come up with a good answer.

So I've decided that I'm not going to watch TV for the next week. I'll lean on my Internet connection and my radio (anyone remember radio?) for news and scores, and on books and CDs for relaxation. And homework too, of course. Mustn't forget about that.

Will I miss it? I don't know. I suspect that most of why I watch TV is habit; I can probably go without seeing Hawkeye and B.J. make a fool of Frank Burns (again) for a week. I may miss watching an occasional game, but it's not like the Rockies are playing that well anyway. Heck, I might even go out and see a movie, or a minor league baseball game. (Of course, the Salt Lake Stingers aren't playing that well, either, but at least I could see the game in person.)

I'll let you know how it goes. If you find that my writings have suddenly become either slightly insane or remarkably lucid, you'll know why.

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(By the way, did you know that Rosalind Chao, who played Keiko O'Brien on Star Trek: TNG and Deep Space Nine, also played Soon-Lee, the Korean girl that Klinger married in the series finale of M*A*S*H? Amazing what you can learn on the Internet, isn't it?)

Tuesday, June 15, 2004

Quote of the Day

"'What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.' I would like to find the chump who said that and beat the crap out of him."

This quote brought to you by my old friend, The Liz.

Monday, June 14, 2004

High School Sterotype





Take the What High School Stereotype Are You? quiz.

This is, of course, no surprise to anyone who knew me in high school...or ever. You pretty much have to be a geek to want to spend the rest of your professional life teaching science.

Friday, June 11, 2004

Historical Literacy

Last night at work our interviewers were calling Washington, D.C. (among other places) to conduct surveys. Between calls, one of our interviewers, a 23-year-old woman, asked me an interesting question: "Washington D.C.'s in Virginia, right?" 1

Okay, I suppose I shouldn't have been surprised, or shocked, or disappointed, that an otherwise reasonably intelligent American adult wouldn't know where our nation's capitol was located or why the answer to that question may have been significant. But I was. It inspired me to conduct an informal survey of my own. I took out a penny, a nickel, dime, and a quarter, and started asking people to identify the people whose images appeared on the faces of the coins.

I asked about fifteen of our interviewers these questions, and I found the results interesting. Practically all of them were able to identify George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. But only about a third could identify the man on the nickel as Thomas Jefferson, and only two correctly identified Franklin D. Roosevelt on the dime. 2

Now that we've lost President Reagan and some people are making a push to have his likeness included on our money, I think it's important that we ask ourselves who's already on our money, and why. What contributions to our country and to the world did the men listed above make? What about our other coins and bills? Whose faces appear on the half dollar coin, the three one-dollar coins, and the $1, $2, $5, $10, $20, $50, and $100 bills? 3 Why are they historically important enough to be so commemorated?

So much of what we do day to day is driven by money. At some point in the next few days, instead of just spending a coin or bill that has come into your hands, I challenge you to take five minutes to ponder the life and contributions of the person whose image you're about to spend. And if you don't know much about that person, well, that situation can be remedied. Five minutes online can give you not only a crash course in historical literacy, but maybe even a small understanding of some of the events that helped make this nation what it is today.

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1 The correct answer is "Close, but no." Washington D.C. is located in a federal district - kind of a 'neutral zone' between the states of Virginia and Maryland - called the District of Columbia. In fact, that's what the "D.C." stands for.

2 Don't feel bad; the fact is that I initially missed on the dime too. I didn't look closely enough, and I said it was Eisenhower. We can all be a bit more historically literate, I suppose.

3 The answers are John F. Kennedy, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Susan B. Anthony, Sacagawea (whose name, according to a recent National Geographic IMAX presentation, should probably be pronounced "suh-COG-uh-WAY-uh"), Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, Alexander Hamilton, Andrew Jackson, Ulysses S. Grant, and Benjamin Franklin, respectively.

Tuesday, June 08, 2004

Baseball and Hockey

Congratulations to the Tampa Bay Lightning for winning the most historic trophy in North American sports, the Stanley Cup. It was a hard-fought series, with exceptional play from players on both sides. The underdog Calgary Flames put up a valiant effort and took the series to seven games - not bad for the sixth (6th) seed in their conference. When's the last time we saw that kind of parity in the NBA?

Tonight the Colorado Rockies will play the New York Yankees in the Bronx. What a great opportunity for the team. I know some baseball purists still don't like the idea of interleague play, but let's face it: without interleague games, some star players like Todd Helton would never get a chance to play in baseball's most hallowed shrine. (Sorry Derek, I'm afraid I have to put Yankee Stadium just a bit ahead of Wrigley Field in this.) It's unlikely that the Rocks will win many games in New York, but that's okay. Even if they get swept, it'll be great to see Todd, Vinny, Royce, Jason, and the rest of the Blake Street Bombers take the field in The House That Ruth Built.

Monday, June 07, 2004

On the Shoulders of Giants

I love to watch the History Channel. I've thought a lot about history in the last week or so. As a citizen of the United States and a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, I see a lot of memorable occasions at this time of the year. Last Monday we celebrated Memorial Day, remembering those who have given their lives in the service of this country. On Sunday we commemorated the anniversary of D-Day, the battle that marked the beginning of the end of World War Two in Europe. Last Saturday night we lost Ronald Reagan, a man who was instrumental in ending the Cold War. June 27th marks the anniversary of the martyrdom of Joseph Smith, the founder of the LDS Church. In about a month we'll celebrate Independence Day in the U.S. About three weeks after that, we'll celebrate the entrance of the Mormon pioneers into the Salt Lake Valley.

I spent some time yesterday thinking about how much I owe to those who have gone before me. Sir Isaac Newton once said, "If I have been able to see further, it was only because I stood on the shoulders of giants." Those who have read about Newton may find it hard to imagine him ever being so humble; nevertheless, his point is well taken. I believe we all stand on the shoulders of giants. Here are some of the giants on whose shoulders I see myself standing.

Jesus Christ of Nazareth. As a Christian, His teachings form the basis of my spirituality, my faith, and my code of conduct. I look to Him for strength in times of trial and for relief in the trials of life. I am grateful for His example and His sacrifice.

My family. I haven't always had the best relationship with members of my family. My father and I butted heads many, many times as I was growing up, and until recently, I was never very close to my brother Aaron. But even when things were rocky, I have always been able to count on my family to help me when I'm down. Thank you so much. I love you.

John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, and the other ‘Founding Fathers' of the United States of America. I feel extremely blessed to live in America. I know it's not perfect; I admit that both its leaders and its citizens make their share of mistakes. We sometimes get caught up in trivialities that shame us in the eyes of the rest of the world. But for all its imperfections, there are opportunities and freedoms in this country that are the envy of the rest of the world. I give thanks for those who took the lead in breaking our ties with England and establishing an experiment in democracy unparalleled in recent history. These brave men (and women) often risked everything on this experiment - their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor, in their words. We are the beneficiaries of their sacrifices.

Members of our Armed Services. Millions of soldiers, sailors, airmen, and Marines throughout our history have given up the best years of their lives to help keep this country free. Some of them have given their very lives in the defense of this country and in the service of the people of other nations. And while familiar names like Pat Tillman will occasionally show up in the news, most of these people are unknown outside of their own hometowns. This does not diminish their sacrifice in the least. Freedom is never free; I'm glad these people were and are willing to pay the price for us.

Joseph Smith, Brigham Young, and the Mormon pioneers. Joseph Smith lived with ridicule and harassment for most of his short life because he was unwilling to recant his religious beliefs. He was killed by a mob at the age of thirty-eight - only two years older than I am right now. His followers fared little better; the Church was driven out of five different states between 1830 and 1845. In 1847, Brigham Young led a group of refugees over the plains of Nebraska and Wyoming into the valley of the Great Salt Lake. Many more would follow over the next two decades until coming of the railroad. Over six thousand of these pioneers - about one in eleven - died along the way. I have ancestors who made the trek. I can't imagine having to do it myself.

My mother and my grandmother, who introduced me to the Church at a time in my life when I really needed it. They showed me the way to something that became a foundation for the rest of my life. I can't imagine where I'd be had they not recognized my needs and done something about it.

My three oldest, truest friends. Lawrence Willis found me as a confused, unhappy, antisocial college freshman and helped me to open up to the world again. He refused to let me hide from my problems. Curtis Gibson has shared good times, bad times, and weird times with me, and has always been there to talk to. Plus, he introduced me to Rush and the Rocket Scientists. And of course Derek Sweet and I have been friends for almost a quarter of a century. I think it's safe to say we've seen it all together. Thank you so much, gentlemen. You've all made a huge difference in my life.

The families of the Greeley 3rd Ward. When I joined the LDS Church in 1982, there were several families in the that ward that helped me to make the adjustment to life as a Mormon. The Cooks, the Despains, the Golightlys, the Jameses, and many other families took me in and made a part of their own families. They showed me love and kindness at a critical juncture in my life.

Lanae. A good friend of mine at BYU, Lanae left her studies to serve as a missionary in Guatemala. She wrote to me regularly and shared her experiences with me. Through these letters, she inspired me to serve a mission myself. As a missionary in West Virginia, I learned things about myself, about my faith, about humanity, and about life that I could not have learned any other way. Those two years have had an incalculable impact on my life since then. Thank you, my friend.

Johann Gutenberg. Where would I be without all my books?

The scientists of history. We owe many of the comforts, conveniences, and even essentials of life to those who dared to try to see behind the curtain. Galileo, Newton, Leibnitz, Mendel, the Curies, Planck, Schrödinger, Heisenberg, Einstein, Hawking, Watson and Crick, Sagan...the list goes on. So much of what we accept as commonplace would be impossible without the discoveries of these explorers.

Randall Hess. One of my high school math teachers, as well as my cross country coach. He taught me that it didn't matter if I wasn't as fast at everyone else as long as I was faster than I had been the week before. He taught me to focus on improvement and effort over results. He taught me never to give up. He also helped ignite a hunger for learning that, although it has occasionally lain dormant, has always been there. He was not only a great teacher but a good and kind human being. I hope you're enjoying your retirement, Mr. Hess. You've certainly earned it

Gwen Schulz. One of my high school English teachers, Ms. Schulz was one of the most feared teachers in my school. Her operating motto seemed to be, "To err is human; to forgive is out of the question." She never let any of us get away with anything less than our best work. Any skill I may have as a writer I owe in large part to her.

Ludwig van Beethoven. I love many types of music, but I can always count on Beethoven for beauty and passion and power and peace. Beethoven is my refuge, musically speaking.

I'm sure there are many others that I'm forgetting. I could probably spend weeks on a list like this and never remember everyone who has helped to bring me to where I am now. But these are a few of the more important, more memorable ones. I am grateful that I have these shoulders to stand on.

Friday, June 04, 2004

I'm Such an Addict

Last Saturday, May 29th, my hard drive crashed. I was really annoyed. I'd had my computer about six weeks, just long enough to get everything set up just the way I wanted it. Then, pretty much out of the blue, the machine froze, and when I restarted it, it went into ScanDisk and found numerous bad sectors on my C drive. Rats. Okay, so I bought the machine used, and I knew that something like this could happen. That didn't make it any less irritating, though.

I ended up buying a new hard drive (with twenty times the capacity, incidentally) and, with the help of a guy at work, got it formatted and set up with an operating system. I got the drive back home to my machine, and with several hours of downloads and phone calls to various tech support lines, brought my Frankenstein computer back to life.

Before this I guess I never realized how much I use my computer. I bought my first computer in 1996, and this past week has really been the first time since then that I've not had a working computer in the house. What a pain in the neck! The city and university libraries were closed for Memorial Day, as was my employer. I've been able to check my e-mail sporadically at school and at work, and for that I was grateful. But I also use the computer for writing and some other creative outlets that I haven't had access to for the last six days. Now that I've got it back (except for the printer, which is still having driver issues), I have come to realize how much I really depend on it.

Hello, my name is Michael M., and I'm an addict.

I read an article in Popular Science last month. They paid a writer to live the first 10 days of 2004 using only technology that was commonly available 50 years ago. Hence, no computer or word processor, no cell phone, no PDA, no Caller ID, no Internet (gasp!), no automatic transmission or fuel injection, no color TV or VCR. And no Starbucks, only diner-style black coffee. (He said that was the worst part.) It was quite entertaining and thought provoking.

This all makes me grateful for the advantages I enjoy. The computer, television, DVD player, and all the other stuff is cool, but for me, the worst part of 'partying like it's 1954' would be the lack of public transportation. Without light rail to take me to work and school, I'd be in a world of trouble.

So let us all take a moment now to think about those wonders of science and technology that we take for granted day by day. We've all seen the bumper sticker that says, "If you can read this, thank a teacher." So I say, "If you can read this, give thanks that you live in the 21st century."

Enjoy your beverage of choice.